New Year’s Resolutions for Working Moms: 2020 Edition

  1. I will not allow myself to be guilted into joining new volunteer committees, no matter how good the cause.
  2. I will only attend kid birthday parties that have open bars.
  3. I will preserve my sleep and sanity and kick my kids out of my bed.
  4. I will take that girls’ trip I’ve been talking about for the last [insert years].
  5. I will get rid of any clothes that I bought before I had kids because I will never fit into them again.
  6. I will accept that, while vegetable adjacent, CostCo spinach and artichoke dip is not a legitimate vegetable.
  7. I will binge watch more TV.
  8. I will do regular self-care and not feel bad about spending the money.
  9. I will vote in 2020 because I am sick of the insanity.
  10. I will eat carbs in moderation (laughs hysterically).

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